Happy Birthday dear sweet Abe.
Your hands are so small, like a ladies should be
Your eyes they shine like Deity.
Sometimes you're at UVSC "where its raining"
But most other times you're entertaining (us)
Kristyn thinks your legs are nice
Its true-they're great, we'll say it twice.
YOUR LEGS SO HOT
just like a fire
You are the one the boys desire.
Your wit, your smarts are above the rest
Lauren thinks you have a lovely chest.
Your Birthdays here, 26 you say?
Didn't you turn 19 just the other day?
You age so well and without any wrinkles
If you were in the OC, the girls would buy you some Sprinkles.
You're so successful, you make loads of your own money
So what do we get you, our sweet little honey?
Shauna would stalk that boy you've got your eye on
Find out his address, or if hes an ex-con? (unlikely)
Linsey would let you put Ivy to sleep,
I'm sure you could get her to not make a peep.
So gentle and loving, our Ashley, you are
I know! Ive got it! We could buy you a star!
Marci would do a dance,
toxic or aliens? Its your pick
Cami might even name her baby after you,
K probably not, that was just a trick.
Max, Lanni and pug could give you wet willies,
OK maybe just pug, Lanni isn't THAT silly!
She would serenade you with songs sang by Gabriella and Troy
Max would just cuddle and be a cute little boy.
Want a good hearty laugh, or your hair done up right?
Visit Kelsey in Vegas, and go out for the night.
You can stop at Kr's, she will nurse you to health
Go out to the strip and lose all your wealth.
With your money all gone, all hope is not lost
12 gals on your side, who love you without cost.
We are scattered about, but we're together all day
Thanks Gmail and blogs for lighting the way
We will have reunions a plenty, with mere snapping pics
No camping though please, we don't want any ticks.
Its your birthday dear Ashley, we love you so much.
We hope its the best, though we aren't near to touch.
If we were there'd be hugs, and presents galore.
A party, that's themed would be thrown that's for sure.
So remember our friend, when your day is through
We're thinking of you, loving you and wishing you a happy birthday too!
6 comments:
happy birthday ashley! it seems like yesterday you were leaving lists of how to be good with money for me in Skyview. (still havent forgotten those tips by the way)
LOVE YOU!
Happy Birthday Ashley. What a GREAT day to be born!
I'd make you a treat from sugars and raspberries, and then I'd fill all of your caries. In fact, I'd do all your dentistry, and of course I'd do it all for free.
I'd also make sure B Money was there, with bells and whistles and rap songs to spare. It would be a really fun time, and we'd end it off sippin' margarita with lime.
Happy Birthday, Ash.
that is quite the poem! i feel truly honored to be the recipient of such great literary work. you gals are the best!
happy birthday again ashley. you're pretty.
happy fetching birthday abe!
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